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Not to be overlooked, paleontologist Mark McMenamin tossed a theory out to the masses featuring a kraken. He claims the giant was responsible for the deaths of multiple school-bus sized ichthyosaurs. McMenamin believes that after chowing down, the kraken arranged the skeletal remains in a pleasing manner. What else is a Kraken to do after satiating himself on scrumptious morsels?
Sadly, there is little evidence for the giant predator. Still, I’m not going to mock it if I’m out and about on the high seas.